Internal Server Error

The servers at The Factory currently cannot handle your request. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and will take the next sentence to speculate wildly on the cause for this outage: unplugged cable, power outage, maintenance window, bad configuration, containment breach, alien invasion, or a permanent closure of The Factory due to circumstances beyond the control or knowledge of the system administrator writing this message right now.

Please either wait for us to diagnose and resolve the error, or, if you work here, go take a look yourself and figure it out.